large and in charge, chunky yet funky
homemessageslimemapabout

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

instead of saying “i want to kill myself” whenever something bad happens to me as a result of circumstances beyond my control i’ve started saying “i’m going to kill god” and it’s honestly done wonders for my self-esteem

you know what? 2019 mood

72,029 notes on 11/01/19Via / Source

vampireapologist:

imagine trying out a super risky outfit ur not sure is gonna land well and on your way to the party you fall into a bog and become a bog body and in like 3,000 years they pull you out in like a pink mesh bathing suit with an applique that says “barbie girl” on the front tucked in as a body suit to a pair of track shorts that say “your card was declined” on the ass and a pair of elevated 90s gel sandals with a hitclips clipped to the strap with one cartridge (60 seconds of an nsync song) and they reconstruct you in a museum and tell the public that’s how people dressed

25,236 notes at 23:57Via / Source

yourfaveisofftheshits:

Off The Shits pride flag! For when you’re completely off the shits!

The Deep Plum stands for going absolutely hog wild at all times

The Red stands for an insatiable blood lust

The Yellowish Green stands for being a fucking menace with no critical thinking skills

11,532 notes at 23:57Via / Source
Anonymous said:
how do i flirt with girls?

supportinglesbians:

image

girl if i knew

93 notes on 10/01/19Via / Source

hyrude:

u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”

49,860 notes at 23:07Via / Source

woodlesbian:

some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/

64,792 notes on 03/01/19Via / Source

andthosearesmalleragents:

h0bert:

me at age 13: ugh pet names are so lame lmfao I never wanna be called “baby” gross lol just call me my name thanks

me now: oh my ANGEL!!! my sweetheart my love! 💘😔💕💖😤💓 my honey, my baby! the love of my life!!!! 💝💗😖💞 my dearest!! my beloved, my heart, my cutie pie!!!!! 🤧💘💓

my cat: 😒

96,360 notes at 22:16Via / Source

gaylor-moon:

invisincere:

when someone says “now that he’s a girl” about a trans girl

image

jfc I love this trend of positive affirmations

138,710 notes at 22:16Via / Source

dagothurgayicon:

dagothurgayicon:

might fuck around might practice a dead religion

might resurrect a slain god with my faith

42,074 notes at 22:16Via / Source
displeasure

artcarl:

image
97,298 notes at 22:16Via / Source

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

if ur not prepared to hear some pro-raccoon posts…..log off

little hands……mask…….busy striped tail……..sneaky grins…..whiskers……..good shit.

59,066 notes on 25/12/18Via / Source

lunaaltare:

idk how ppl just be drinking juice and soda all day and not even glance at a cup of water…………….like u don’t feel that? ur body shutting down?

25,452 notes on 18/12/18Via / Source

morleybob:

In the Summer of 1985, the adventure continues…

9,939 notes on 11/12/18Via / Source

vilewoman:

AFAB

assigned feral at birth

2,390 notes on 29/11/18Via / Source
12345older
MM